Kitten in a Mitten (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dreamplum) wrote,@ 2006-09-23 14:49:00 |
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Because Bad Puns Backwards "R" Kewl
HAPPY JEW YEAR
by Farf
Spock swallowed.
"My God, that was amazing," Kirk gasped with a heaving chest and fluttering eyelashes. Then he added, as an afterthought, "L'shana tova."
"Sir?" Spock found himself asking curiously. He relaxed against the pillows and put his arms around his satiated companion."
"It means 'Happy New Year' in... Hebrew, I suppose. Tonight is the beginning of Rosh Hashanah back on Earth--the Jewish New Year."
Spock frowned quizzically. "But you are not Jewish, and neither am I."
"No, I'm not," said Kirk as he wiped the sweat from his forehead, "but that was definitely the head of the year."
HAPPY JEW YEAR
by Farf
Spock swallowed.
"My God, that was amazing," Kirk gasped with a heaving chest and fluttering eyelashes. Then he added, as an afterthought, "L'shana tova."
"Sir?" Spock found himself asking curiously. He relaxed against the pillows and put his arms around his satiated companion."
"It means 'Happy New Year' in... Hebrew, I suppose. Tonight is the beginning of Rosh Hashanah back on Earth--the Jewish New Year."
Spock frowned quizzically. "But you are not Jewish, and neither am I."
"No, I'm not," said Kirk as he wiped the sweat from his forehead, "but that was definitely the head of the year."
