True to form, I've written it about melon. One of my very first K/S stories was about melon, too. Anyone remember the "horny fruit"-honeydew story, with Spock unintentionally playing telephone?
Anyway, without further ado, or honeydew, either--
Title: Melon for the Mellon
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings
Summary: In a bedroom in Rivendell before the Council, Merry taunts Pippin with dessert.
Note: If you're reading this you probably know this, but "mellon" is Elvish for 'friend'. And I like puns. You probably know that, too.
Thank you to Gamin and Genuine for the beta-read.
Why are Aragorn and Arwen like a muskmelon? Because they cantaloupe!
Pippin stretched himself out across the enormous Elvish bed like a starfish, a picture of innocent selfishness trying to take up as much room as possible.